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George McClure's You Might Be A Liberal If . . .

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A little controversial, light-hearted humor




If you get all your news from the boob-tube . . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you get your news from Comedy Central and Saturday Night Live. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you never look at the sky but say "they don't chemspray here" . . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you voted for Hillary because it's time to have a woman President . . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you don't know who Julian Assange is . . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you don't know who Eustace Mullins is . . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think the Federal Reserve is part of the government . . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think Congress will do what YOU, the voter, wants . . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you don't know who Jacob Rothschild is. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you drink public fluoridated water . . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you drink soy milk and soy protein shakes . . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you know more than one vegan. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think Michelle Obama is a woman. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think "global warming" is caused entirely by people. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you ask your 3 year old "please don't run in front of that car". . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think saying "In God we trust" in elementary school is bad, but saying "Heather has two mommies" is fine. . . you might just be a Liberal!

If you think anyone who doesn’t toe the line on all issues is right-wing. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think logic and math are a product of the rascist white male-dominated culture. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think education is about "feeling", not "knowing". . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think AIDS originated in Africa from monkeys and people having sex, and not in the labs in Plum Island. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think Lyme disease evolved naturally and not in the labs in Plum Island. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think Anthrax appeared from nowhere and not from the labs in Harvard. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you believe Hillary Clinton is telling the truth. About anything. Ever. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If your first response to a terrorist attack committed by radical Islamists who’ve sworn allegiance to ISIS is to try to disarm every law-abiding gun owner in the country. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you ignore that the highest gun violence and murder rates are in "gun-free zones". . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think owning a gun "will bring violence to you". . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think government is good. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think "those people in Congress" are smarter than you. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you don't know that Obama's Social Security card was issued for a resident of Connecticut, a state where he never lived. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you're unconcerned that Harvard has no complete record of Obama attending or graduating. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think Obama deserved a Nobel Peace prize, even though he murdered hundreds of thousands innocent women, children, and men in the Middle East. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think the Midterm elections were fair, and there wasn't vote fraud, even though lines in Republican districts were 3 - 6 hours, and lines in Democrat districts were 10 - 20 minutes. . . you might be a Liberal!

If you haven't seen the film footage of trucks unloading crates of ballots -- 24 hours after polls closed -- in Broward County, FL. . . you might be a Liberal!

If you're okay with polling place signs posted onsite saying VOTE DEMOCRAT, in violation of the 100' rule, you just might be a Liberal!

If you don't know about the 1.2 Million dead people voting in Florida. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you ignore the massive vote fraud and lawsuits in Ohio during presidential elections. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you don't wonder why Nancy Pelosi is worth $200 Million on a salary of $142,000 a year. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you don't wonder how Biden has $33 Million of mansions on a salary of $142,000 a year. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think the Clintons gave aid and money to Haiti, and didn't pocket 90% of it. . . you just might be Liberal!

If you look like a hippie and smoke pot. . . you just might be Liberal!

If you'd rather hug a tree than chop one down to make a cabin or burn wood to get thru the winter. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you never milked a cow. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think a soy mixture is better for your baby than your breast milk. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you don't know that 100% of rats fed a soy diet for 3 generations developed tumours and died from them. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you don't know that soy increases estrogen, which disrupts your sleep cycles and damages your endocrine system. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you don't know what glyphosate is and that it's killing you. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you don't know that canola oil is actually rapesee oil and that it's poison. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you don't know that atrazine in our drinking water is making you gay. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you call yourself open-minded, but won't listen to facts or conservatives. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you hire H&R Block or a tax preparer and have them pay the least amount of tax you can, but berate Trump for doing the same. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you can name every movie and TV star for the past 30 years but don't know who Eustace Mullins or Dr Stan Monteith are. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think Al Gore invented the internet (and DARPA didn't). . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you believe Al Gore that global warming will melt sea ice and raise sea levels 27 feet even though the level in your soda glass drops when your ice cubes melt. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you still don't know that Bush/Cheney invaded Iraq on a lie about nuclear and chemical weapons. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think 911 was caused by terrorists with nail trimmers taking over jet planes. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think 911 was orchestrated by a bearded guy in a cave in Afghanistan with a laptop. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you don't know the Bushes flew Bin Laden's family members out of the United States the day of 911. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you believe man came to the Americas in a small band over the land bridge 12,000 years ago. . . you might be a Liberal!

If you don't know that a 14-year old Japanese boy sailed across the Pacific alone, to the United States in 1996. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think the U.S. should return the Southwest to Mexico, which stole it from the Indians. . . you just might be a Liberal!

If you think it's okay for Senators, Legislators, and news shows pundits to call for killing the President, you just might be a Liberal!


           

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you have an armed guard but are against the 2'nd Amendment!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you think Southerners are inbred and ignorant!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you think Southerners are misogynists!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you think rural people are stupid gun-toting killers!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you agree with Hillary Clinton that all people outside of the urban Northeast are deplorable!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you're against hunting but eat fish and beef!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you have a prescription for nerve pills!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you have a prescription for pain pills!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you have a prescription for diet pills!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you think the Civil War was about slavery!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you don't know the South was invaded because several states seceded from the Union!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you don't know every war since Napolean was engineered!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you think 911 was a "terrorist attack"!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you don't know who Wolfgang Halbig is!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you think the federal government owns all the public land in the West!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you don't know the Constitution is the law of the land!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you think Obama's birth certificate wasn't photoshopped!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you think non-citizens should vote!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you're white, but you say being white is bad!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you live in New Mexico!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you live in California!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you live in New York!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . your IQ is under 110!

You just might be a Liberal if . . . you live on a government paycheck!

You just might be a liberal if . . . you're transgender!

You just might be a liberal if . . . you don't know who James Corbett is!

You just might be a liberal if . . . you think that 10 years of Global Cooling proves Global Warming is manmade!

You just might be a liberal if . . . you don't know that Mars and moons of Jupiter are warming and cooling in conjunction with Earth!

You might be a liberal if. . . you think illegal Mexicans are real Americans!

You might be a liberal if. . . you think decsendents of our Founding Fathers are not real Americans!

You might be a liberal if. . . you bought your son a doll and you bought your daughter a toy truck!

You might be a liberal if. . . you gave your daughter a "time out" for pretending her truck was a tea table!

You might be a liberal if. . . you say all people are equal, not that all people are guaranteed equal opportunity under the law!

You might be a liberal if. . . truth matters less than feelings!

You might be a liberal if. . . you want to impose big government on everyone because otherwise they won't do the right thing!

You might be a liberal if. . . you think you know what's best for someone else, even though you know nothing about them and never met them!

You might be a liberal if. . . the 1'st Amendment applies to you but not to conservative news programs!

You might be a liberal if. . . you don't know that Occupy is funded by Soros, who is funded by Jacob Rothschild.

You might be a Liberal if. . . you think bureaucrats know more about how to teach your children about sex than you do.

You might be a Liberal if. . . you would rather see deer starve rather than allow hunters to keep their numbers in balance with their food supply, while feeding poor rural families.

You just might be a Liberal if. . . you think Obama merely misspoke when he said he had visited 57 states.




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