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Remain calm. . .  Middle East Map "The Map according to Cheney & Bush" Women of America, DO YOUR DUTY !! [author unknown] We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that if he follows the rigid doctrine of the Koran, he must commit suicide if he does. So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American Women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women, other than their wife and to show support for all our Patriotic American Women. And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side, or Martini is good too, is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment. Please also have a long knife handy for hari-kari if you see any Islamics contemplating suicide. The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity. I'm sure even George Bush would say, "God bless America and GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN!" CONSIDER IT YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON. |
Last Updated 24 Mar 07